Despite the fact that her lame reality show has been off the air for who knows how long now and that she’s clearly not a real celebrity anymore, it seems as though this Audrina Patridge nobody is still a thing for some reason. Not that anyone would mind that because the girl still has a couple of some very impressive qualities we all like enjoy watching. Big fake breasts if you haven’t figured it out yet. Here she is showing them off out on some beach the other day in one of the sexiest and tiniest little bikinis ever. We love it even though these shots are clearly staged, just like her whole career. Good job nevertheless.